Thursday, July 30, 2009

Tryin To Find His Way Back Home

Mr. Ellis,

Here is a video compulation of some of your bear's adventures thus far!

Pay special attention to the fact that we have raised the ante on the ransom, partially in due to the responses on this blog. Thank you Mammal Trapper and K ( you know who you are) for the kewl ransom suggestions.

Also, Mr. E, your friend has been getting himself in trouble. I think his time of living the "clean life" is long behind him. He is stretching his legs and seeing what the world has to offer him. We are having a difficult time containing his enthusiasm for life! He has become quite compulsive! You will have your hands full when, and IF, we return him to you!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

This bear can dance!!!

For those of who know this bear for his dancing and choreography abilities, we do want to give him credit for his part in this celebratory event. If you look carefully, you may see him in a cameo appearnace in this clip. He is quite talented and is available for weddings, bithday parties, divorce bashes, and funerals! Give him his props people!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbxnfGvEojg&feature=player_embedded

Thursday, July 23, 2009







Mr. Ellis...your friend is quite the trouble maker!
He briefly escaped and headed North. Our sources determined he was heading for the Bay Area. It didn't take long for our armed task force to apprehend and cuff him! He was taken to an "undisclosed" location where he is behind bars as he is now a flight risk!
All costs associated to this poor judgement call on the behalf of your friend will be added to the ransom package...hope he's worth it!

Bear Napper????


Keep an eye out for this guy. He has tried to claim that he has possession of Mr. Grin N. Bear It. But under questioning he could not accurately describe him. He insisted Mr. Grin was not a bear but a beaver......Yeah right scary guy, some people will do anything for Starbucks.

This anonymous posting just arrived....I laugh at your threats!!!! Muahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!


"'In an effort to save Mr. Grin N. Bear It, Jim has hired an undercover investigative team. What the kidnappers and bloggers don’t know is this A -Team has infiltrated the kidnappers operation. This is a warning from Jim to everyone involved…..I WILL SAVE MY BEAR BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!! Be careful who you talk to about Mr. Grin N. Bear It, you might be talking to one of us… "'

Sightings are coming in....


Sightings of Mr. Grin & Bear It are beginning to come in from all over the world....
Here is a recent sighting in Lake Havasu, Arizona. This picture was sent in from an anonymous blogger just this morning along with this anonymous quote,
"I believe this may be a picture of Mr. Grin N Bear It in disquise with the kidnapper"

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Ransom Demands to Be Modified

IIn an effort to be somewhat flexible, Mr. Ellis, we, the kidnappers have decided to be somewhat lenient with regards to the ransom for Mr. Grin and Bear It. We originally requested a sum in the amount of $131,000.00 OR a Starbucks gift card. You have, no doubt, received this demand.

However, we are willing to put the ransom demands in the public's hands. Are there any of you out there creative enough to come up with some uniquely awesome and random ransom demands??? we are all ears and are awaiting your responses....

Have you seen this bear!


Here is a picture of the kidnap victim, Mr. Grin and Bear It.
Help Mr. Ellis get through this difficult time and have his bear safely returned.

We have your sidekick!

Mr. Ellis,

By now you are aware that we have your assistant, Mr. Grin N Bear It.
You have received several ransom notes assuring you that he is well. He is in good spirits. However, he is having quite a fine time globe-trotting from one local to another since he has been in our possession.
We strongly advise that you listen and adhere to our demands. No harm will come to your friend if you do. Do not notify the authorities or the demise of the bear will be on your head!
Further instructions to come. We will be in touch.

Attack Master